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The meaning of smile
Smile 2 old means Respect
Smile 2 friend means Care
Smile 2 child mean Innocence
Smile in front of mobile, a mental case!
Still smiling?
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS Why were males created before Females
Why were men created before women?
-Because you always need a rough draft before the final copy.
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS Do you love me because of fortune
Boy said... Do you love me just because of my father left me money and fortune?
Girl said... No stupid, I would love you no matter who left you the money!
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS Difference between Confidence and Confidential
Son asks What is the difference between Confidence and Confidential?
Dad says, You are my son, I am Confident.
Your friend is also my son, thats Confidential.
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS WHYYYYYYYYY
Below are some funny SMSs but they are logic and real at the same time:
When a store is open 24 hours a day and 365 days a year, why is there a lock on the door ?
When you are not supposed to drive a car when you have been drinking, why do bars have a parking lot ?
When swimming is good for the development of our arms and legs, why do fish not have arms and legs ?
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS Please i do not want third world war
Child: God: Please i do not want third world war
God: why? you love your country so much?
Child: No God i am weak in history i can't study another war...
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS why did you shoot your wife instead her lover
Judge:why did you shoot your wife instead of shooting her lover?
killer:Your honor,
It is easier to shoot a woman once than shooting one man every week.
Posted In | Funny SMSMEN always want to be inside WOMEN
The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always want to be inside WOMEN.Posted In | Funny SMSPuzzle SMS Can a kangaroo jump higher than a building
Q: What do you think ; can a kangaroo jump higher
than the Empire State Building?
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Answer: Yes, because the Empire State Building can not jump
Posted In | Funny SMSFunny SMS Can You See a Bacteria Without a Microscope
Teacher: Draw A Diagram Of a Bacteria.
Student: Here It Is Sir.
Teacher: Where? You Have not Drawn Anything.
Student: Sir, Can You See a Bacteria Without a Microscope?
