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Thats Cheating - Flirt / Adult Hindi Jokes
Cream k Add main face dikhaya.
Soap k Add main Hath Dikhaya.
Shampoo Ke Add main Baal Dikhaye.
Per Always ke Add main kuch nahi dikhaya.
Thats CheatingPosted In | Flirt SMSGirl Friend Chahe
Girlfrnd chahe jitne b buri ban jai,
Kbhi us se dosti mat torna
Q k
Pani chahe jitna bhi ganda ho jai,
Aag bhujane k liye kafi hota hPosted In | Flirt SMSBarish Se Mohabbat - Dirty SMS Jokes
Wo kehti hy usy barish se mhbt hy,
Magr jb barish hoti hy to chat se nichy a jati hy,
Wo Kehti hy usy phool se mhbt hy,
Magr jb phool khilta hy to use tor leti hy,
Wo kehti hy usy hawa se mhbt hy,
Magr jb me hawa chorun to wo bhag jati he
Moral:
wo bohot kamini he ek bat per kayem nai rehtiPosted In | Flirt SMSRaja Ka Number
Boy : mere pas apne Dost raja jaisi Car to nhin per tumhe apni palkon pr bitha k ghomaon ga,
mere pas us jesi bari kothi to nhi per tumhe apne dil me jaga don ga,
mere pas us jitne paise to nhin pr me mehnat mazdori kr k khelaon ga
ab tumhe kia chahiye
Girl:tumhre dost raja ka number.Posted In | Flirt SMSHusband and Wife
Husband & wife dono hotel mai gye to 1 larki ne hello kya
Wife :kon thi ye?Husband :tum plz mera dimagh kharab mat karo! Abhi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho.Posted In | Flirt SMSMere Dil Jiger
******
Mere Dil, Jiger, Kidney, Liver ho tum
waqt-bewaqt aaye vo fever ho tum
Doob kar jisme marr jaoo vo River ho tum
Mere jeevan mein ab to forever ho tum...
******Posted In | Flirt SMSBe Careful
Be careful when a girl tells u that
She loves u from the bottom of her heart.
For this may mean that there is still enough space for another boy on top!Posted In | Flirt SMSAaj Ka Sawal
Aaj Ka Sawal:
Muhabbat Ho jati hai ya karni parti hai?
very simple
Ladki Khoobsurat ho to ho jati hai..
Agar Ameer ho to karni parti hai...
