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HOLD U TIGHT
I WISH I WAS UR BLANKET
I WISH I WAS UR BED,I WISH
I WAS UR PILLOW UNDERNEATH UR HEAD,
I WANNA HOLD U TIGHT,
AND BE THE LUCKY PERSON
WHO KISSES U GOODNIGHTPosted In | Adult SMSA question from a girl
Girl says: It’s unfair that if a guy f*cks a different girl every week,
he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut.
Guy responds: If a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key,
But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lockPosted In | Adult SMSWhen a woman talks dirty
When a man talks dirty to a woman, it's sexual harassment. When a woman talks dirty to a man, it's $3.95 per minute.Posted In | Adult SMSWife is a Lucky Coin
“LOVE” is a Small Coin
“LIFE” is a BIG Coin
“Wife” is a Lucky Coin
“Lover” is a Sweet Coin
BUT,
“FRIENDSHIP” is a GOLD Coin
Keep it, safe it..!Posted In | Adult SMSWhat Is More PainF
~ What Is More PainFul...? ~
When A Person Whom You Trust, Hurts You...??
Or....
The Person Whom You Hurt, Still Trusts You......????
T H i N k. . . . . . . .Posted In | Adult SMSfriends promise
Only true Friends stand with u during Bad Times of your life. . .
So I promise
I will attend your
Wedding
*Talash-e-Wafa*Posted In | Adult SMSAll the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
& me
All the Stars wish u a Very Happy New Year.
Posted In | Adult SMSI came 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
txt msg: hello
ur mobile: ssshhhh..my madam is sleeping, pls dont disturb
txt msg: may i vibrate u?
ur mobile: ok ok, go ahead
txt msg: i came here just 2 say Goodnite to ur madam
ur mobile: oh, tks..who sent u
txt msg: ur madam’s lover boy
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