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DO U LOVE MATH
DO U LOVE MATH?
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY.......Posted In | Adult SMS JokesPyar Kya Hota Hai ?
Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai?
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Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga.
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Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to?
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Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
Posted In | Adult SMS JokesVampire Restaurant
In a Vampire Restaurant, Everybody was ordering hot Blood of Teenage girls as drink.
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A vampire ordered Hot Water, all others started taunting him that he is a Dracula & should be ashamed of ordering water.
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He suddenly took out a used "ALWAYS ULTRA" from his bag & smiled saying:
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"I USE TEA BAGS"
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1st Lady: What do You Think About Husbands?
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2nd Lady: They are Like OWLS.
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1st Lady: Why?
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2nd Lady: They can see the Good Things in a Wife only at night.Posted In | Adult SMS JokesEk Program Mei // Nargis SMS Jokes
Nargis se ek program main kisi ne sawal poocha:
Aap subah uth k sab se pehle kya kaam karti hain??
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Nargis 2 doctor:My Hole Is 2 Big
DR Looks In Hole Says My Goodness,Goodness,Goodness.
Nargis:Y R U Repeting Words?
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Salary is Just Like Menses,
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Which Comes Once in a Month
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Remains For only 4 To 5 Days
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If In Any Month it Doesn't Come,
It Means You Have Been "Fuc-ed"Posted In | Adult SMS JokesPregnant Orat // Funny Adult SMS
1 Najoomi ne pregnant Orat ko bataya ke delivery k foran baad is Bachay ka Baap mar jaega.
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Orat: "THANKS GOD,
My Husband Is Safe".Posted In | Adult SMS JokesWives are incoming calls
Wives r incoming calls,
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Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls.Posted In | Adult SMS JokesLarka Hoga // Naughty SMS Jokes
Bacha: aunty is bar to apka larka hi hoga
Aunty: tumhe kese pata chala
Bacha: ap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain..Posted In | Adult SMS Jokes
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