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	<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:26:54 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Awesome advice for new lovers ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Never Ask For A Kiss, Just Take It.<br />
Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.<br />
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.<br />
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:26:54 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<category>Adult SMS Jokes</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH?<br />
IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY....... ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:25:02 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<category>Miss You SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Why Shud I B Sad ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Boy Proposed 2 Girl,<br />
She Rejctd<br />
He Wsn't SAD<br />
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?<br />
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?<br />
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.<br />
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most. ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:23:53 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Hindi Christmas SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Interesting But True ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ Interesting But True:<br />
Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri... ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:21:08 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Funny SMS</category>
		<category>Wife SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ im trying to cry but ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ MAN TO HIS FRIEND<br />
"My wife died yesterday,<br />
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,<br />
What to do?<br />
FRIEND:<br />
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:17:10 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Funny SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Can U swim ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ British:Can U swim?<br />
Pthn:No<br />
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims<br />
Pthn:Can u swim?<br />
British: Yes<br />
Pthn<img src="plugins/Emoticons/images/face-smile-big.png" border="0" alt="face-smile-big.png " width="16" height="16" />en wts d Differenc btwn u &amp; Dogs ]]></description>
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		<author>ava.ava82@gmail.com (Adam)</author>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Mar 2010 17:15:43 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Funny SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Remember ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ <br />
I remember the park<br />
I remember the grass<br />
I remember the time<br />
you grabed my ass.<br />
Jessica ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:19:53 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ I Will Love You Forever ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ <br />
I love you so deeply,<br />
I love you so much,<br />
I love the sound of your voice<br />
And the way that we touch.<br />
I love your warm smile<br />
And your kind, thoughtful way,<br />
The joy that you bring<br />
To my life every day.<br />
Amanda Nicole ]]></description>
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		<author>ava.ava82@gmail.com (Adam)</author>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:17:51 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Friendship SMS</category>
		<category>Ghazal SMS</category>
		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ Thinking of you ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ <br />
You're the first thing I think of<br />
Each morning when I rise<br />
You're the last thing I think of<br />
When I close my eyes<br />
You're in each thought I have<br />
And every breath I take<br />
My feelings are growing stronger<br />
With every move you make<br />
You're an angel from above<br />
who takes away my pain<br />
My love for you is so strong<br />
Sarah ]]></description>
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		<author>ava.ava82@gmail.com (Adam)</author>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:16:14 -0600</pubDate>
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		<category>Love SMS</category>
		<title><![CDATA[ I stood in the wind ]]></title>
		<description><![CDATA[ I stood in the wind<br />
and tried to capture it.<br />
But when I saw the butterfly<br />
flying flat and low-<br />
I let the wind go,<br />
I let it go. ]]></description>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:12:51 -0600</pubDate>
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