Funny SMS - Sexy SMS, Text Messages, English Jokes / Send Free SMS SMS Portal http://sendmassage.com Free sms, sexy sms, send free sms, faraz sms, new faraz sms, urdu faraz sms, funny sms, decent sms, cool sms, free sms to World, love sms poetry http://sendmassage.com JAWS 0.8.9 2009 - www.sendmassage.com 2010-03-12T17:26:54-06:00 <![CDATA[ Awesome advice for new lovers ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Awesome-advice-for-new-lovers.html 2010-03-12T17:26:54-06:00 2010-03-12T17:26:54-06:00 Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U ]]> Never Ask For A Hug, Just Give It.
Never Ask Do U Luv Me? Say I Luv U.
Never Say I Can't Live Without U, Say I Live For U ]]> <![CDATA[ DO U LOVE MATH ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/DO-U-LOVE-MATH.html 2010-03-12T17:25:02-06:00 2010-03-12T17:25:02-06:00 IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY....... ]]> IF SO.....LETZ ADD BED,SUBTRACT UR CLOTH,DIVIDE UR LEGZ.....AND MULTIPLY....... ]]> <![CDATA[ Why Shud I B Sad ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Why-Shud-I-B-Sad.html 2010-03-12T17:23:53-06:00 2010-03-12T17:23:53-06:00 She Rejctd
He Wsn't SAD
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most. ]]> She Rejctd
He Wsn't SAD
Frnds Askd: Dont U Hv Feelings?
Boy: Why Shud I B Sad?
I Lost 1 Who Never Luvd Me.
She Lost 1 Who Luvd Her The Most. ]]> <![CDATA[ Interesting But True ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Interesting-But-True.html 2010-03-12T17:21:08-06:00 2010-03-12T17:21:08-06:00 Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri... ]]> Q. Kya Shadi Jannat Ka Darwaza Hai? A. Jee Haan! Magar Bahir Jany Ka....!! Q. Insan Apni Bewuqufi Par Kab Khush Hota Hai? A. Shadi K Din....!! Q. Kya Zubani Larai Mein Aurat Say Koi Jeet Sakta Hai? A. Jee Haan! Dusri... ]]> <![CDATA[ im trying to cry but ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/im-trying-to-cry-but.html 2010-03-12T17:17:10-06:00 2010-03-12T17:17:10-06:00 "My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back ]]> "My wife died yesterday,
im trying to cry but tears are not coming out,
What to do?
FRIEND:
No problem, Just imagine she is coming back ]]> <![CDATA[ Can U swim ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Can-U-swim.html 2010-03-12T17:15:43-06:00 2010-03-12T17:15:43-06:00 Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthnface-smile-big.png en wts d Differenc btwn u & Dogs ]]> Pthn:No
British: Dog is Better than u bcz It Swims
Pthn:Can u swim?
British: Yes
Pthnface-smile-big.png en wts d Differenc btwn u & Dogs ]]> <![CDATA[ Remember ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Remember.html 2010-03-09T19:19:53-06:00 2010-03-09T19:19:53-06:00 I remember the park
I remember the grass
I remember the time
you grabed my ass.
Jessica ]]> I remember the park
I remember the grass
I remember the time
you grabed my ass.
Jessica ]]> <![CDATA[ I Will Love You Forever ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-Will-Love-You-Forever.html 2010-03-09T19:17:51-06:00 2010-03-09T19:17:51-06:00 I love you so deeply,
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
Amanda Nicole ]]> I love you so deeply,
I love you so much,
I love the sound of your voice
And the way that we touch.
I love your warm smile
And your kind, thoughtful way,
The joy that you bring
To my life every day.
Amanda Nicole ]]> <![CDATA[ Thinking of you ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/Thinking-of-you.html 2010-03-09T19:16:14-06:00 2010-03-09T19:16:14-06:00 You're the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise
You're the last thing I think of
When I close my eyes
You're in each thought I have
And every breath I take
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move you make
You're an angel from above
who takes away my pain
My love for you is so strong
Sarah ]]> You're the first thing I think of
Each morning when I rise
You're the last thing I think of
When I close my eyes
You're in each thought I have
And every breath I take
My feelings are growing stronger
With every move you make
You're an angel from above
who takes away my pain
My love for you is so strong
Sarah ]]> <![CDATA[ I stood in the wind ]]> Adam http://sendmassage.com/admin.php http://sendmassage.com/sms/show/I-stood-in-the-wind-.html 2010-03-09T19:12:51-06:00 2010-03-09T19:12:51-06:00 and tried to capture it.
But when I saw the butterfly
flying flat and low-
I let the wind go,
I let it go. ]]> and tried to capture it.
But when I saw the butterfly
flying flat and low-
I let the wind go,
I let it go. ]]>